As Oscar Wilde might have said: to lose one cabinet minister in 6 months can be considered unfortunate [i.e. James Brokenshire] but to lose FIVE is evidence of the misanthropic menagerie that is the Tory Cabinet.
Michael Fallon: former defence secretary – sex-pest.
Priti Patel: former international development secretary – Israeli double agent.
Damian Green: former first secretary of state – pornographer. Amber Rudd: former Home Secretary – mendacious racist.
Boris Johnson – philanderer – is still there and says Rudd ‘cares deeply about the people she serves.’ So that will be the alumni of Cheltenham Ladies’ College, J.P. Morgan & Co. and tax dodging companies based in the Bahamas etc.